Smile three? Beautiful nature, even on the dullest, grey day.
And there you have it - my first post for an eternity. I'm nervous in case you've all, understandably, deserted me and instead of comments, I get tumbleweed at the bottom of my post. I do have an entirely justifiable reason for my absence, which I will go into at a later date, but let's just say that we've had 'a bit of work' done on the house and by the end of it I had only a tenuous grip on my sanity. It was a pretty hairy period, with the notable low point coming when I started sobbing so hysterically that I gave myself a nosebleed in front of the decorator who, credit where credit's due, didn't edge nervously towards the door but instead rolled up my blood-soaked sleeves, handed me copious amounts of loo roll to mop myself up, asked me about twenty times if I 'wanted a brew' and told me that 'we all need to have a good cry every now and then'.
Me: humiliated; him: sh*tting himself. x